An In-Depth Analysis on Why the Grinch Is So Freaking F*ckable

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An In-Depth Analysis on Why the Grinch Is So Freaking F*ckable
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“Coming in at a whopping 6'6', this green goblin bad boy is not afraid to toss you over his shoulder and spank you multiple times throughout the day at any mention of Christmas cheer.”

There’s no time to clean when the Grinch is building up a resistance to germs, strengthening his immune system so he can give you the best head of your life. Plus, his house is carved out of the side of a mountain—who cares what it looks like if he’s regularly spinning you on his dick like a dreidel?

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