Comrades, join El Presidente as we rally behind the indomitable and steel-armed Bryan Danielson! His resolve in the wrestling ring mirrors our fight against capitalism! AEW BryanDanielson VivaLaLuchaLibre
Greetings once more, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my state-of-the-art bunker floating in a fireproof sphere of solid steel in the pit of a volcano – an excellent refugium against the intrusive spy satellites of the American CIA! It hasn't been long since we
about the unfortunate plight of our esteemed gladiator, Bryan Danielson. Ah, the cruel hand of fate, always eager to stir the wrestling soup of life with the unpredictable spoon of drama!Before I proceed, let me present to you a timely dispatch from our federation's spandexed warrior himself. Our comrade Bryan Danielson took to Twitter to share an update on his ongoing recovery! Behold!"Paladins of the proletariat, I bring tidings of progress!" said Danielson, paraphrased.
Reading this brings such overwhelming joy, it rivals the time when I, El Presidente, bested Dick Cheney in a covert game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey using only my keen sense of direction and an earpiece with a direct feed to directions whispered by Kim Jong-Un. Haw haw haw haw! Truly, this is a testament to the relentless spirit of our comrade Danielson, whose bravery in the wrestling ring stands as an emblem of the proletariat! Comrades, he indeed showed us that just like the socialist cause never wavers, the spirit of a true warrior never dies! Danielson's team, the Blackpool Combat Club, stood strong even in the face of adversity at the Blood and Guts match.
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