Celebrate Christmas With These Super-Naughty Pickup Lines

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Celebrate Christmas With These Super-Naughty Pickup Lines
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“Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.”

When you want to getIs your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?Wanna see the toys the elves made for adults?Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.I know what gift I want to give you tonight.Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on.

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