CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary

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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary
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'If they need a complete doofus who makes tons of money, I’m their guy.'

NEW YORK—Claiming he could easily fit into a similar position at most companies, local CEO Mike Waltke told reporters Monday that his skill set was transferable to any job that requires an inept dumbass to receive a big salary.

with a few more years of proving himself to be at the forefront of being a fucking moron, he could one day become the richest dipshit in the world.

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