'If they need a complete doofus who makes tons of money, I’m their guy.'
NEW YORK—Claiming he could easily fit into a similar position at most companies, local CEO Mike Waltke told reporters Monday that his skill set was transferable to any job that requires an inept dumbass to receive a big salary.
with a few more years of proving himself to be at the forefront of being a fucking moron, he could one day become the richest dipshit in the world.
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