Eight Tongue in Cheek Founder Resolutions That Will Definitely Work in 2023 | HackerNoon

My startup founder resolutions for 2023 that will make you cry LOL - cc: hackernoon marsxdev johnrushx personalstory newyear

Spend at least 4 hours a day on Twitter, LinkedIn, and Reddit, insisting that my devtool is the best one out there and that anyone who doesn't use it is a complete idiot.Attend every single tech conference and networking event, even if it means skipping my child's school play or my spouse's birthday.

Constantly bombard my customers with emails, calls, and pop-ups, insisting that they need to upgrade to the latest version of my devtool or they'll be left behind.Fire my entire customer support team and instead hire a group of unpaid interns to deal with complaints and technical issues. Tweet about how I'm giving back to the community and helping the next generation of developers.Work 16 hours a day, every day, insisting that it's all necessary to achieve success.

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