Following a number of controversial revelations in the book, The Onion asked fans what they thought about the Britney Spears’ tell-all memoir, and this is what they said.
Anne Grittens, Nurse Anesthetist “Just another soulless cash grab by a woman aiming to reclaim her own narrative after decades of abuse at the hands of the people closest to her and, indeed, society at large.” Richard Rodriguez, Graphic Designer “I kissed the cover and she didn’t kiss back, so fuck her.” Jamie Spears, Retired “She’s welcome to move back into the dungeon whenever she wants.
” Sarah Carter, Chef “The book was delicious and very hearty!” Melanie Bartlett, Building Manager “It’s not a tell-all memoir at all! She doesn’t ever tell us her favorite animal, her favorite pope, or her views on the Thirty Years’ War. This is false advertising!” Elena Zabrowski, Pastry Chef “It’s so messed up that Justin Timberlake broke up with her via fortune cookie.” Mary Valez, Occupational Therapist “A little disappointing. I kept yelling ‘Do Lucky...now do Lucky...
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