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Glaive Is Acing Hyperpop, Failing Math Class
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Beneath his Auto-Tuned vocals, the teen musician Ash Gutierrez layers in the sorts of scratchy early-Internet sounds that could have come from a Windows 98 computer.

Two years ago, a shaggy-haired fifteen-year-old named Ash Gutierrez spent his free time playing video games and streaming TV shows. He was nobody special online, either—his social-media accounts were mostly followed by friends and family. Thenhappened, and his story—like so many people’s—changed. Gutierrez’s high school, in Hendersonville, North Carolina, pivoted to remote learning. He sank into ennui.

Gutierrez is seventeen now, and has a bouncy energy that echoes his music. The b.p.m. on his songs often exceeds a hundred and sixty, about twice the speed of a resting heartbeat. Beneath his Auto-Tuned vocals, he layers in the sorts of scratchy early-Internet sounds that could have come from a Windows 98 computer. A typical, Holden Caulfield-esque chorus goes, “I wanna slam my head against the wall / She doesn’t really like me, she likes alcohol.

It can be tough to find time for music, touring, and school, which is in-person again. Sometimes he hastily works at online math assignments in green rooms, minutes before their deadlines. He leaned toward the screen and whispered into his Neumann microphone. “My parents don’t know this, but I have a 54 in math class right now,” he said. “With seventeen absences. And the max I can get is ten! But Imma finagle it. I promise. I have time.” He made a cringe face.

There’s a lot to notice. His wrists are wrapped in beaded bracelets. The blond hair is new. “I feel like a little pop girl now,” he said, cupping his face with his hands, as if he were Baby June in “Gypsy.” His parents are in his corner. He showed off his alternating lavender and cream fingernails with a high-beam smile. “My mom used to do it,” he said, “but I’m really good at it now.” He went on, “My mom’s always putting me on to stuff.

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