Man’s Weak, Impotent Sperm Once Again Held Back By Single Condom

KING OF PRUSSIA, PA—Failing to even make a dent in the ultra-thin latex barrier, sources confirmed Tuesday that local man Andy Hubbard’s weak, impotent sperm was once again held back by a single condom. “Unlike more virulent men who require two or three condoms to act as birth control, Andy’s spermatozoa has…

KING OF PRUSSIA, PA—Failing to even make a dent in the ultra-thin latex barrier, sources confirmed Tuesday that local man Andy Hubbard’s weak, impotent sperm was once again held back by a single condom.

honestly would be a miracle if those frail sperm could even penetrate an egg.” At press time, Hubbard’s sperm had hit a new low after getting stuck in the urethra.

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