Nintendo has made some missteps over the years, whether it was the disappointing Wii U or basically every Star Fox game from the past 20 years. Through it all, I’ve remained a steadfast fan, eagerly awaiting every game release, console, and major announcements. But there is one atrocity I can never forgive. Nintendo…
Trying to fool yourself into pretending a woman like Luigi could handle a Yoshi as well as Mario just proves how intellectually bankrupt this whole line of thinking is.
I have no idea what Nintendo was thinking, introducing this slender, petite Mario with a coquettish smile. They were clearly just trying to satisfy all the whiny feminists out there because Luigi checks all the typical politically correct boxes for a female character. Just as good at beating Bowser? Check. Can inexplicably jump higher than him? Check. Thicker mustache? Check.
And don’t even get me started on Nintendo’s decision to use Luigi to push the gay agenda on people who care about traditional values. Putting an “L” on her hat that clearly stands for “Lesbian” is disgusting, and it’s just another attempt to shove political correctness down our throats.Look, I have nothing against women. Peach is great. Peach knows her role. All I’m saying is that Luigi is an insult to a great character like Mario.
Men and all Americans who believe in upholding traditional values need to stand up to the liberal media machine and say: “No more Luigis!” She has been the worst part of the franchise for years, and her unwanted presence has completely ruined something so many people loved.
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