“Curious George Checks to Make Sure That the Baby Is Alive for the 100th Time,” plus more realistic nursery themes, in newyorkerhumor.
Cultivate cosmic calm in your baby with planet decals, constellation-printed bedding, and a wall hanging of an astronaut floating alone in the void that is space. You might find yourself envying the astronaut, as all opportunities for solitude have been swallowed up by your precious little infant-shaped black hole. Put on the decorative space helmet, close your eyes, and pretend that this nursery is still your office.
You decide that it’s not too soon to plan for a midlife crisis after receiving a third gift mug that reads “The days are long, but the years are short.” Motorcycle wallpaper, Hummer-shaped lamps, and Sea-Doo throw pillows introduce your child to the wide array of vehicles that you might buy to broadcast your loss of identity to the outside world.
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