'Everyone in the room could not stop laughing. Like, excuse me, tiny sir, how are you aware of that expression, and I hope you don't actually know what that means'
"I asked a six-year-old patient how her summer was going and what she’d been doing. She said her parents had a big party and she got to drink, 'gin and tonics, like the grown-ups.' Her mom, who was in the room, about died and quickly interjected that she got to drink 'tonic and lime,' without the gin. I think the mom was afraid I was going to turn her in to family services. Too funny.""This was while I was working in-patient in the hospital.
During our regular morning routine, he looks at me and says, 'You look like you're having a bad hair day' in a very serious voice. Well, thanks!""I saw a nine-year-old boy for a wellness visit. Everything was pretty normal until I performed the physical exam. I was doing the normal thorough exam, and as I was doing the genital exam, I found a surprise. A folded $20 bill tucked away under his penis.
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