People Are Sharing Their Mom's 'Catchphrases' And, OMG, It's So Accurate
"She had a few glasses of wine one evening and was snapping back at my brother about something. She had meant to say either 'bite me' or 'kiss my butt,' but it came out as 'Bite your own butt!' We teased her mercilessly and now it's her signature catch phrase! I love her.
""She would angrily shout 'God bless America!' in place of an expletive. It was scary as a kid, but hilarious in retrospect.""My mom is a nurse, so any time we'd say 'my stomach hurts' or 'I don't feel good' her first question was, without pause, 'When was the last time you pooped?'"
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