, brainstormed to fix this pesky global warming once and for all.
Their solution involved flying a combined total of 114 private jets to Sicily and creating a massive floating island of “mega-yachts” whereprovided a live soundtrack to their party talk of greenhouse gasses and the potentially amusing prospect of watching the unwashed fight to the death for potable water. Prince Harry also reportedly delivered an impassioned speech about the environment while barefoot and presumably holding a plate of humpback whale crudo.
This morning, all the fancy people anticlimactically left Prospero’s floating abbey, which is annoying. A faithful update would have seen a mysterious, blood-spattered polar bear swimming from yacht to yacht holding illimitable dominion over all. [
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