Part one of TheBachelorette's two-part season finale was light on drama but heavy on Hannah talking about windmill sex. wtflanksteak recaps
The Bachelorette Finale Part One Season 15 Episode 12 Editor’s Rating 3 stars ***** «Previous Next Photo: ABC Gather ‘round, my children. Come sit by the fire with Grandma Barthwell as I tell you the tale of what it was like to have a normal The Bachelorette finale. No, it wasn’t always like this. The season would have ten episodes and each one would end with a rose ceremony.
What drives me crazy is that the interaction between Hannah, her family, and Jed gave the episode the only bit of drama, and seeing more of their interaction would have been helpful. Did Jed go find his guitar and play Hannah’s dad his dog-food jingle? Did Jed list something he’s good at other than music? Why was he wearing a leather belt with no shirt on that boat? I need answers. I need that footage. Let’s get to it.
Then Chris Harrison sits down in the studio with Peter to have him describe the footage we just saw. Hannah comes out and Peter wants to know what moment changed things for her. Hannah says there wasn’t really one moment … but she can find something if you just let her. Hannah tells him that her love language is “Words of Affirmation” and he should have read that weird book before he went on the season.
It’s time now for the two remaining contesticles to meet Hannah’s family and for one of them to completely blow it, as is Bachelorette tradition. Up first is Tyler and, my God, Hannah’s dad was ready to risk it all for Tyler. Hannah sets up her date with Tyler by telling her family that she told Tyler she didn’t want to fuck and he was cool with it! She also says that she doesn’t know if she’s in love with Tyler or falling in lust with him.
Up next is Jed’s time to meet the family. Hannah starts the day very nervous and she hopes that her family sees Jed the way she does. Oh, sweetie. You’re always hoping that people are going to like the guys you like. That’s not a good sign. They should be likable on their own. Unfortunately, Hannah’s dad brings all this up because he thinks the man should be doing the providing and he shouldn’t rely on the woman. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. Yikes. Big ol’ yikes. Even more unfortunately, Hannah’s rebuttal is that she’s got all the talents, too. Oh, sweetie. Just say you want to be an Instagram influencer and let’s be done with it. Hannah’s mom can’t help but compare Jed and Tyler, and she says that Jed has qualities.
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