'I’m just a mom, standing in the shower, praying her toddler doesn’t find her.'
Me: so are you flying this thing?Toddler: circle!Behind every photo taken at home is a mom pushing random crap out of the way so her house appears clean.My 6 y/o son thanked God for Walmart dot com in his bedtime prayers. We’ve never used that website. I’m going to sleep.Me: Why would you want anyone to go with you?Let’s play a game of “Why Did Part Of My Child’s Lunch Come Back Home Uneaten Today?” Choose one:C. “It got soggy/brown/warm/cold”My 4yo thinks I work with a person named Boss.
And on the 8th day, the Lord realized He actually hated us and gave us kale, Kidz Bop, and waiting in lines.If you enjoy fighting with someone at 7 AM about brushing their teeth I can't recommend parenting highly enough.— TeacherMom Until I became a parent I didn’t know I would be at a club and worried if all the people dancing had taken their flu shots— Mom On The Rocks
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