In newyorkerhumor, blythelikehappy imagines how it all might end—in the Hudson Valley.
I have lived in New York City for nearly a decade, which means that I now spend every free minute I can in the Hudson Valley. Although many of my family members who live a thousand miles away are sure that I will be murdered in N.Y.C., I know they are wrong—I am much more likely to die upstate. Here are my theories on how.When I am in the Hudson Valley, I feel so much more attuned to the natural world, partly because I am able to forage.
I don’t think I’ve done anything to cross Malcolm Gladwell. But he lives up here, so . . . the odds are just that much higher.By a hunter, because I forgot that hunting season had opened, and I was trying to pet a deer.My lover drinks exclusively water he collects from a local spring. Sound charming? That’s what the parasites want you to think.There are fire towers on peaks all over the Hudson Valley.
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