What We Say On Dating Apps Vs. What We Actually Mean
I didn't even crack a smile but I'm acknowledging your joke because I'm terribly awkward and had nothing else to say, but your pictures are cute and I kinda still wanna makeout so here's my minimal effort.You almost got a chuckle out of me, but I'm leaving one"a" off because I don't want you to think I'm cackling dramatically over here. You're funny but you're not THAT funny.
Please tell me you have a job. Or are like, thinking about getting one. Or had a dream about having one once. Or have a friend with one. Anything.This is 100% a booty call. Like, you could be cool, but at this point I honestly don't even care. Let's do this.I still can't tell if you're cute or not so I'm gonna need more hard evidence. Also, I'm checking to see if you've got a serial killer vibe or an S.O. you're hiding.
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