Why are Christmas songs so horny?

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Why are Christmas songs so horny?
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Everyone’s a ho, ho, ho this Christmas.

One artist who has contributed to the canon of horny holiday songs is rising pop newcomer, who in 2020 released the NSFS song “Wish List”. Reminiscent of wintery evenings by the fire, the song is actually pure filth, with lyrics that might inspire some regrettable texts sent after you’ve mainlined too much eggnog. “Wanna be your ho, ho, ho this Christmas,” Alaina sings on the chorus over production that comes complete with all the bells and Christmassy accoutrements one could wish for.

“Christmas has been my favourite holiday since forever,” Alaina says when asked about the decision to record a sultry festive song, “and last year, Romans, my producer, and I went to. It was January, there were still Christmas vibes and I really wanted to write something Christmassy. We didn't want to do a typical Christmas song, and 'Wish List' is not a typical Christmas song; it's its own little thing.

Initially, Alaina says that she struggled to find things to come up with that didn’t feel too classically Christmas. “We wondered about what three little words we could say and 'ho, ho, ho' came up,” she recalls. “But then as we started thinking about who I am as an artist, that's how it came to be, 'I want to be your ho, ho, ho this Christmas.'”

At first, Alaina says she was hesitant about the explicit nature of the song, especially as it stood in contrast to the diet of Christian music her parents played for her when she was younger. “But in the second verse I say, 'Boy it's only you, you, you / You're the only one to see this side of me’,” she adds. “So that's where the cuteness comes in. It's that song that you'd sing when you're confident enough to be a little ho, ho, ho with the one that you love.

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