Wi-Fi Password On Post-It Note Read Aloud Like Incantation From Ancient Spell Book

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Wi-Fi Password On Post-It Note Read Aloud Like Incantation From Ancient Spell Book
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BLOOMINGTON, IN—Ceremoniously unsticking the hallowed Post-it note from the side of her refrigerator, local woman Dana McNamara reportedly read the password to her Wi-Fi network aloud Monday as if it were an incantation from an ancient spell book. According to the houseguests who sought access to the holy text, the…

BLOOMINGTON, IN—Ceremoniously unsticking the hallowed Post-it note from the side of her refrigerator, local woman Dana McNamara reportedly read the password to her Wi-Fi network aloud Monday as if it were an incantation from an ancient spell book.

Holding the paper reverently, like a flesh-bound grimoire containing unspeakable power, McNamara is said to have given a hypnotic recitation of the phrase, as though the password itself spoke through her, and she was but an empty, earthen vessel meant to relay the mysterious message.

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