Wife's Tale of Husband's Laxative Mistake and Her Call With Poison Control Has the Internet Cackling
In Abby Jimenez's 16-year marriage, or entire life for that matter, she's never laughed as hard as she did because of her husband's mistake Thursday. No, this wasn't a chuckle or a light-hearted laugh her beloved spouse over his epic laxative fail. And let's just say, she and their three kids will never let him live this one down.
But Abby's initial reaction was to crack up over the entire situation because as his wife, how could she not?!"I started laughing and I literally couldn't stop. I'm STILL laughing 😂 I think when he told me, I knew subconsciously that this wouldn't kill him because so many people use it for pranks?" she says."But he was pretty freaked out and getting really mad at me for not taking this more seriously. But I couldn't stop. I seriously couldn't.
Yes, Abby knows the situation could have been serious but it wasn't, which is why she has the right to laugh her butt off at the entire thing. "I'm still crying. I can't even drink my latte because I keep choking thinking about it and spitting my coffee back into my mug," she wrote."I had to lay down sideways in a restaurant booth because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, three full hours after this happened. I kept clearing my throat on the call with Poison Control like, 'Ahem. Okay, I know this is serious. Please continue.
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