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A good friend will be a pillar of strength and selflessly support you in a harrowing crisis. Show your appreciation by sending them a note that says “Thanks for your support.”You’ll continue to get away with your horrendous crimes against humanity without suffering consequences, although they will eventually get you for the tax evasion.The stars foretell that food will materialize in your refrigerator the fourth time you open it.
While some see hourglasses as symbolic of the fleeting nature of existence, they’ll only ever remind you of your teenage summer fling with Chronor, the Keeper of Time.Romance will once again pass you by when the love of your life decides to go with a person who makes better mixtapes.You will get a reasonably good deal on a necessary household item, which is frankly more than an asshole like you deserves.
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