Never take a chance on a fart.
I was five years old while on a family vacation, and my sister and I decided to go swimming. I really had to fart, so I swam to the side and let it rip. Big mistake.. My mom had to carry me to the hotel bathroom as I leaked, and she bathed me because there was diarrhea everywhere. Long story short: they had to drain the hotel pool because of me.It was the first day of volleyball practice, and I ate an entire pot of mac 'n' cheese.
We were running laps around the field, and I had to poop. The school was closed, so I'd have to do it in the woods. I moved as quickly as my clenched ass would take me, but there was nothing that could stop the watery mess that was exploding from my asshole.I was forced to sit in my own messy shit and explain to my coach that my soul died, and my mom had to come pick me up.
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